After he eats the potato he jerks off and cries himself to sleep.
Fuck that.
Bring on the secks
Take your misty water and potatoes somewhere else.
(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray)
Heart spots from today
Heart shaped ejaculation stains
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
art car by c.m. laster (i guess it’s a christ-ler)
Well you only need the light when it’s burning low.
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow.
Only know you love her when you let her go. -Passenger
" Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. "
- Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
(Source: crimson-arms)